And the best comes last . . .

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Catholic or not you have to laugh at this one.

A Catholic priest and a nun were taking a rare afternoon off and enjoying a round of golf.

The priest stepped up to the first tee and took a mighty swing. He missed the ball entirely and said “Shit, I missed.”

The good Sister told him to watch his language.

On his next swing, he missed again. “Shit, I missed.”

“Father, I’m not going to play with you if you keep swearing,” the nun said tartly..

The priest promised to do better and the round continued.

On the 4th tee, he misses again. The usual comment followed.

Sister is really mad now and says, “Father John, God is going to strike you dead if you keep swearing like that.”

On the next tee, Father John swings and misses again.
“Shit, I missed.”

A terrible rumble is heard and a gigantic bolt of

lightning comes out of the sky and strikes Sister

Marie dead in her tracks.

And from the sky comes a booming voice ……

“Shit, I missed.”

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Fun facts from Infection Control During an hour’s swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.

Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

Annually you will shake hands with 36 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects – while you slept!

In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles,etc)

An average person’s yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.

At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.

Daily you will breathe in 1 litre of other peoples’ anal gases.

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