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		<title>Those Born 1930-1979</title>
		<description><![CDATA[At the end of this Email is a quote of the month by Jay Leno&#8230; If you don&#8217;t read anything else, Please Read what he Said. Very well stated, Mr. Leno. TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED THE  1930&#8242;s, 40&#8242;s, 50&#8242;s, 60&#8242;s and 70&#8242;s!! First, we survived being born to mothers Who smoked and/or drank while [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How To Kill Mosquitoes</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Try this out this and see if it really works.   YES IT WORKS !!!! I was at a deck party awhile back, and the bugs were having a ball biting everyone. A man at the party sprayed the lawn and deck floor with Listerine, and the little demons disappeared. The next year I filled? a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://stacezimmerman.com/2470/how-to-kill-mosquitoes/</link>
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		<title>Damn Girls</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Way too preciously said. I used to be like this&#8230; Then I met a girl&#8230; She was like this&#8230; Together, we were like this&#8230; I gave her gifts like this&#8230; When she accepted my proposal, I was like this&#8230; I used to talk to her all night like this&#8230; And at the office I used to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Strange E-Mails- Cosby Has Done It Again!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT IN THE YEAR 2012. HERE IS MY PLATFORM: (1) Any use of the phrase: &#8216;Press 1 for English&#8217; is immediately banned. English is the official language; speak it or wait outside of our borders until you can. (2) We will immediately go into a two-year [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Man, His Bike, and His Chick</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A man, his bike, and his chick. It just doesn&#8217;t get any better that this. Never underestimate redneck ingenuity.   I&#8217;m pretty sure they&#8217;re heading toWal-Mart Share on Facebook]]></description>
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