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Damn Girls

Staceball — Fri, 09 Sep 2011 06:03:16 +0000

Way too preciously said.

I used to be like this…

Then I met a girl…

She was like this…

Together, we were like this…

I gave her gifts like this…

When she accepted my proposal, I was like this…

I used to talk to her all night like this…

And at the office I used to do this…

When my friends saw my girlfriend, they stared like this…

And I used to react like this…

But on Valentine‘s Day,
she received a red rose from someone else

And she was like this.

And I was like this.

Which later led to this…

and this…

I felt like doing this…

I started doing this…

Now look at me.

DAMN GIRLS!

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A DOG story!!!

Staceball — Sat, 27 Aug 2011 05:25:13 +0000

Here is a great story without a word being said, apart from the dialogue at the end.

A GERMAN TOURIST JUMPED IN THE FREEZING WATER AND SAVED MY PRECIOUS LITTLE DOG.

UPON GETTING BACK ON THE BRIDGE, HE CHECKED MY PUPPIE OUT AND TOLD ME,

“ZE DOG IS OK. HE WILL BE FINE.”

Do to his selfless heroic act, I ASKED, “ARE YOU A VET?”

HE REPLIED,

“VET? I’M FUCKING SOAKED!”

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Have a great day, My Friend….

Staceball — Sat, 30 Jul 2011 07:36:42 +0000

Quote for living: There are no strangers in life - only friends we haven't met yet

HAVE A GREAT DAY MY FRIEND

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Something to think about- The Pig and the Horse

Staceball — Mon, 25 Jul 2011 09:04:58 +0000

The Pig And The Horse

There was a farmer who collected horses; he only needed one more breed to complete his collection. One day, he found out that his neighbor
had the particular horse breed he needed. So, he constantly bothered his neighbor until he sold it to him. A month later, the horse became
ill and he called the veterinarian who said “Well, your horse has a virus. He must take this medicine for three days. I’ll come back on the 3rd day and if he’s not better, we’re going to have to put him down.

Nearby, the pig listened closely to their conversation.The next day, they gave him the medicine and left. The pig approached
the horse and said “Be strong, my friend. Get up or else they’re going to put you to sleep!”On the second day, they gave him the medicine and left. The pig cameback and said “Come on buddy. Get up or else you’re going to die! Come on, I’ll help you get up. Let’s go! One, two, three.”

On the third day, they came to give him the medicine and the vet said “Unfortunately, we’re going to have to put him down tomorrow. Otherwise, the virus might spread and infect the other horses.”After they left, the pig approached the horse and said “Listen pal, it’s now or never! Get up, come on! Have courage! Come on! Get up! Get up! That’s it, slowly! Great! Come on, one, two, three. Good, good. Now faster, come on. Fantastic! Run, run more! Yes! Yay! Yes! You did it, you’re a champion!”

All of a sudden, the owner came back, saw the horse running in thefield and began shouting “It’s a miracle! My horse is cured. This deserves a party. Let’s kill the pig!”

Points for reflection: This often happens in the workplace. Nobody truly knows which employee actually deserves the merit of success, or who’s actually contributing the necessary support to make things happen.

LEARNING TO LIVE WITHOUT RECOGNITION IS A SKILL!

If anyone ever tells you that your work is unprofessional, remember:
amateurs built the Ark and professionals built the Titanic.

DON’T LOOK TO BECOME A PERSON OF SUCCESS, LOOK INSTEAD TO BECOME A PERSON OF VALUE!

And when it’s our turn, remember to speak up for the pig.

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One Pound Deer—–He Is Beautiful

Staceball — Tue, 17 May 2011 08:14:23 +0000

What a cutie!

One of those beautiful miracles given us each day and which are mostly lost.
A brief moment that renews our spirit and gives joy to the heart.
Kinda’ makes your day doesn’t it ?
This tiny deer was delivered by Caesarean section at a Wildlife hospital after a car killed his mother.
Little Rupert, who is so small he can fit in an adult’s hand, was born after vets failed in their battle to save his mother.

At just 6″ tall and weighing just over a pound, he is now in an incubator in the intensive care unit at Tiggywinkles Wildlife Hospital in Buckinghamshire. He has only recently opened his eyes.
Les Stocker, founder of Tiggywinkles, said, “Rupert’s mother had very severe injuries. We brought him out and got him breathing, and then he went into an incubator on oxygen. He is now being fed by a tube.”

Rupert in an incubator.

Rupert pulls a striking pose for the camera.

Staff members are optimistic that Rupert, now 5 days old, will make a full recovery.
“Deer are very, very tricky, but this one has spirit. He’s an extremely feisty,
Little guy and quite pushy,” Mr. Stocker said.

Asleep: Rupert takes 40 winks.

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