I can fix dat ….
Don’t have a spoon? I can fix that
seatbelt broken? I can fix that!
New TV too big for the old cabinet? I can fix that!
No bottle opener? I can fix that!
Room too dark? I can fix that!
Electrical problem? I can fix that!
Car stereo stolen? I can fix that!
Bookshelf cracking under the weight? I can fix that!
Can’t afford a real GPS? I can fix that!
No ice chest? I can fix that!
Can’t read the ATM screen? I can fix that!
Car imported from the wrong country? I can fix that!
Satellite go out in the rain? I can fix that!
Need a coffee warmer and LEVEL it - I can fix that!
Wiper motor burned out? I can fix that!
Need electricity for your item so it’ll look “nice” - I can fix that!
Desk overloaded? I can fix that!
Car can’t be ordered with the “Woody” option? I can fix that!
Exhaust pipe dragging? I can fix that!
Cables falling behind the desk? I can fix that!
No skatepark in town? I can fix that!
All that is missing is the” Duct Tape” to hold it in place !!!
